Is There Life After Graduation?

Having pondered this question many times, I cannot be certain that there is life after graduation.  I certainly don't have one.  My brain in the past few months has turned to mush, my once-sculpted wrist and forearm muscles (from extensive writing) have atrophied and I have forgotten how to read.  I no longer can socialize properly.  "Friend" truly is a four-letter word, but like I would know that -- because I have also forgotten how to count.  I invite you to enjoy my hopeless musings of a directionless life post-graduation.  If I can get someone to transcribe them for me.